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A new business end.

Series 14 / Episode 9

In the penultimate episode of the series, John Kearns blunts the business end of a sausage, Fern Brady struggles with a raspberry, and can Sarah Millican find a novel use for a ping-pong ball?

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Tasks

Prize: Most underestimated item.

Snort, then blow a raspberry, then whistle, then repeat that sequence for one minute.

Write a one-minute one-person play. / Stage and perform this one-minute one-person play.

Paint a self-portrait using your brush or sausage on your other chosen object. You must use the business end of your brush or sausage and in your self-portrait, you must be wielding your brush or sausage.

Live: Tie your towel as tightly as possible around your body. / Place your hands on your head and keep them there until the end of the task. Get your towel completely in your bucket.

Show scores

Munya
Chawawa
Munya Chawawa
16
Sarah
Millican
Sarah Millican
18
John
Kearns
John Kearns
19
Dara
Ó Briain
Dara Ó Briain
22
Fern
Brady
Fern Brady
23

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