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Grappling with my life.

Series 17 / Episode 1

Joanne McNally, John Robins, Nick Mohammed, Sophie Willan and Steve Pemberton kick off their crusade with tasks involving roller blinds, a floating primate and, as is traditional, eggs.

Tasks

Prize: Most glorious thing that sounds a bit like "Greg Davies" if you mumble it.

Do the riskiest thing involving this egg without breaking this egg.

Team: Create the best single picture of an animal doing something surprising. All six blinds must be fully and equally involved in your picture. You may not see each other's work and you may only say two words at a time. After the task, your pieces will be lined up next to each other in this order: 1) Shortest Wikipedia entry, 2) Best show at the Edinburgh Fringe winner, 3) Smallest shoe size, 4) The person whom Alex said "hello" to first, 5) Most Twitter followers, 6) Lowest-scoring full name in Scrabble. You may not move outside of your segment.

Hoopla Gary before he crosses the finish line. Your time is doubled every time one of your limbs gets wet.

Live: Bring your sausage to life. You may not write any words on your drawing.

Tiebreak: Which chess piece is not in the peas chest?

Show scores

Sophie
Willan
Sophie Willan
8
Nick
Mohammed
Nick Mohammed
10
Joanne
McNally
Joanne McNally
18
John
Robins
John Robins
18
Steve
Pemberton
Steve Pemberton
18

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